Asexual Spectrum Villain Headcanons [they'll never get all of me] [HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!] - Video

For those who didn't know, I myself am ace! I'm the type who doesn't even like the thought of The Do and would rather just hold hands, but I love how there are so many different ways to be ace and there are no rules. Which is why I have different views on just about everyone I've included here - if you've looked at someone and gone "JC, isn't that one of the horniest characters in your universe?", I'm here to tell you the answer is probably demisexuality (that's the answer for the big one you're thinking of).
Also, the song chosen was probably not really written about being ace, and is more about "I am very sexual but it's my own business." But the lines about how everyone wants what's *below* but they'll *never get all* always just stuck with me, and again, there's not really a correct, uniform way to be asexual, so I'm gonna say that these lyrics could in fact apply because at the end of the day, it's about privacy, boundaries, and not letting people get ahold of your lewds.

All right, let's explain -
Archibald Snatcher: I've only ever seen him as wanting to Do two people and they were the ones he forged intense connections with. Demi. Fully believes that not being horny in general is not that hard.
Vexen: Doesn't like being touched in most circumstances. Hand-holding and kissing ARE his intimacy. No kinks.
Saltbaker: Likes thinking about it sometimes but has no plan for what he'd actually do if his preferred partner offered up.
Gold Joe: Curious about it as a Thing Humans Do and likes to joke about it but otherwise isn't interested.
Scaramouche: Same as Gold Joe.
Ragdoll: Based on the fact that the second Ragdoll in the comics apparently actually had the Naughty Bits surgically removed.
Kamdor: Probably also removed his own Bits to replace them with cybernetics because that is FAR more important to him.
Noodle Burger Bots: You cannot seriously look at me and tell me that any of them f***s.
PO3: Sees its lack of sexual attraction as something that makes it superior to flesh beings. Looks down on the horny. Not even curious.
Ernesto: As far as he's concerned, it's a Gross Human Thing.
Todo: Same as Ernesto.
Daphne: Built only to mate by pollinating and she has never wished it were otherwise.
Scarecrow: Shamelessly stolen from the13throse's interp of the BTAS version as asexual.
Vholran: Remember when he compared himself to a "relentless lover" in order to describe himself as predatory? Sounds like the man's had to explain before that he does NOT do what certain people want to do with him.
Doc Gerbil: All his experiments are so...deviantART...that I think he hasn't realized yet he's more into that stuff than the traditional. He'll get there.
Megavolt: I used to kin him. That's explanation enough.
Anastasia: GAvillain suggested it once. I loved it.
Darrell: Leans on that "We robots can't love" stuff so often even when it's disproven that I think the man's just aroace and doesn't realize it's a him thing.
Xayide: All but canonically aroace in the book; I'm just making it more obvious
Alraune: Based on a mythological creatore that's aro so let's add some ace
EV-A4-D: Sees The Do as a gross organic thing he doesn't care for.
Father Level Bests: I really didn't want to recreate Frollo. We already have a Frollo. It's more interesting if I have a celibate character who's just like "Yeah that was the easiest vow I ever took; my actual vices are sass and power"
Mordecai Heller: CANON BAYBEEEEEEE
Raymond: Also probably likes fantasizing and joking but wouldn't actually think to Do It unless he had a specific person he really loved who asked him (you know who I'm thinking of). Again, it's a gross human thing, who has the time
Quarry: Definitely doesn't have a drive when he's stone, but OHOHO WHAT IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT WHEN HE WAS HUMAN EITHER, I love stealing surprise aces, he gave me the vibe and I'm running with it
Obake: Demisexual. It's just the vibe.
Asura: It's kind of hard to tell how much of his repulsion to nudity is his OCD, but also, you cannot tell me he craves The Do on his own time. Not his style. It involves intimacy and fluids and he hates those things
Jethro: He is Jethro
Arfoire: Sees The Do as entertainment/an activity if propositioned but it's not something she craves for herself
Dr. Destiny: Same as Arfoire

Shannon cannot join her brothers here because we all saw her make THAT FACE in the episode where she liked Rad. That is not an asexual robot. (And I have no idea how to judge Mikayla.)
Also I love that I see the "attractive" NMH robot as ace, but you know Dr. Letz Shake, the giant sentient earthquake machine? Incredibly horny. I just KNOW THIS.
Don't ask where Monty Gator and Sun are; they ain't ace either