[FULL] LowTierGod's speech: "You should... NOW!" - Video

Note: Don't do any of these things LTG tells you to do. This video is for satire and preservation purposes only.

0:00 Preface
0:02 Setup
1:07 The Funny Part
2:06 The Rest of the Video

The year is 2020.

"Camera Off's classics! LTG gets his ego eradicated by The Flute Musician" - uploaded by the titular Camera Off - is currently the most viewed video regarding Low Tier God's infamous deprecating speech. While the video in question doesn't detract from the value of Low Tier God's speech as a whole - even making it more enjoyable in some cases - I noticed that there was no readily-available upload featuring the predominant part of the speech, with just the face cam and no other edits.

So I scoured the internet.

And sure enough, I came across a clip with roughly the same quality as the original Camera Off video, albeit with slightly worse audio. Using my knowledge and proficiency in Vegas Pro 14, I merged the two like the greeks merged a human with a bull, creating the Minotaur to their horror. Unfortunately, I am Autistic. This means I have no sense of horror. This means that I do not have any idea on whether or not this decision was good or bad.

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The date is 2022, August 11. My 17th birthday.

MRswipez1 uses my clip in his video, titled "TF2 Streamer absolutely destroys furry streamsniper again and finishes the lore".

https://youtu.be/_rEpIVGgRQg?t=266

I am giddy with excitement. Especially considering it's probably on one of the most important days of the year to me.

That being Cloud Strife's birthday.

And Hulk Hogan's birthday.

And Chris Hemsworth's birthday.

And Anna Gunn's birthday.

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The date is 2023, June 3rd.

I got bored.

I collected some footage and pieced a longer version of the LowTierGod speech together.

That is all.

But that's enough from me.

I trust that you, the viewer who spent the time reading my short story, that you will use this clip for when it is necessary. That you will use this clip when it doesn't go unnoticed, for when it needs to be pointed out to the rest of us, for when the use of his speech is just too good to waste. Because it is truly brilliant.

I mean that, with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.