The Wife Comes Home And Finds Her Husband in Bed With Another Woman | BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK - Video

A policeman comes to work naked. He is being asked:
- What happened, John, why did you come naked?!
- Yes... you see, I went into a nightclub yesterday…
- Well?
- Well, we are Dancing, hanging out, everything is normal, and then the DJ stops the music and announces: "Now we turn off the lights for 30 seconds, and the men undress!"
- And?
- After 30 seconds, the lights turn on - all the men are naked! It's cool!
- And then???
- the DJ says again: "Now I turn off the light for 30 seconds, and all the girls undress!" After 30 seconds, the light was turned on and all the girls were naked! Awesome!
- And then what?
- And then the DJ says, "Now I turn off the lights for 30 minutes and the men get to work!"
- And you…
- And I've come to work!

Lieutenant Rzhevsky and Natasha Rostova are dancing at the ball. Natalia complains to the lieutenant that she has nowhere to spend the night, that her life is over, and so on. The lieutenant, like a gentleman, offers her to spend the night with him. They come after the ball to the lieutenant's modest room, where he offers Natasha his bed, and he will sleep in the closet. Night. The lieutenant falls asleep. Natasha – "Lieutenant, I'm cold." The lieutenant gets up, takes out a second blanket, covers Natasha and goes into the closet. After a while, again – "Lieutenant, I'm cold." Rzhevsky gets up, takes out his sheepskin coat, overcoat, covers her and goes back into the closet. After a while, again – "Lieutenant, I'm cold."
– Madam, I have nothing else to cover you with.
– Lieutenant, my late husband warmed me with his body.
The lieutenant looks at his watch:
– Madam, it's one o'clock in the morning and I'm not going to dig up your husband's body.

Journalists ask the farmer:
- Tell me how your year went.
- You won't believe it, it's wonderful. The grain harvest is good - I will not stay without bread, the potatoes are a success - again, I will not be hungry, and also the pig has farrowed...
- Would you like to thank the president for this?
- But why? I plowed myself, sowed myself, raised and harvested again myself – what is his merit here.
- How so? Think better about it!
- Well, if to think better about it, then I don't deny about the pig, it could have been anything...

The wife comes home and finds her husband in bed with another woman.
Wife: - Who is this?
Husband: - Honey, this is my doctor of your headache.

Johnny thanks his uncle:
- Thank you so much for the trumpet you gave me.
- Did you like the trumpet so much, Johnny?
- Of course! Mom pays me 2 dollars so that I don't play during the day, and dad pays 5 dollars so that I don't play in the evening.

On political jobs:
- Mammadov, what is neutrality?
- Neutrality is when you, Radjabov, and I lie in the same bed and cover ourselves with the same blanket. You're lying on the right, Radjabov is on the left, and I'm in the middle. You pull the blanket over yourself, Radjabov over himself, and you both swear loudly. And I'm silent. I am neutral.

The wife went to bed with her lover, and the husband came to lunch. The wife quickly hid her lover in the fridge. The husband goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge and…
- Who are you?
- Pete.
- What are you doing here?
- I'm eating sausage.
The husband returned to work and told his friends everything.
"You're a fool", the friends laughed, "because this is your wife's lover!
The husband ran home, went back to the fridge, and there was another guy in it.
- What's your name?
- David.
- Listen, David, tell Pete that if I see him, I'll kill him!

Two friends meet:
- Hello! Why are you so sad?
- My tooth hurts!
- So, go to the dentist!
- I'm afraid of them!
- Well, then go to the station, tie a thread to your tooth and to the train. The train pulls, and it's fine!
They meet again in a couple of days:
- Well, how are you? How's the tooth?
- I tore off six pieces!
- Six teeth?!
- No! Six wagons! And my teeth were knocked out by the driver!

The wife came to the prison on a date with her husband:
- Darling, how are you doing here?
- It's almost like home, the food is tasteless and you can't go anywhere either!

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