# Fights* of my DJI Neo 02-05-26 (1)

Canonical watch page: https://twitch-nude.com/watch/fights-of-my-dji-neo-02-05-26-1-v419767

Language: en

Published: 2026-02-08T04:51:37+00:00

Source creator: BDF1964-2

Duration: 793 seconds

## Description

Fights* of my DJI Neo 02-05-26 (1)

Flights* took place inside my home at 4120 N Valentine Ave. (no apt. # for obvious reasons!) in Fresno CA. USA at 6:40pm PST on 02-05-2026 (or, "05 Feb  2026" if you prefer).

I removed the *FIREHOUSE Pro Light Kit for DJI NEO - Clip-on Top Mounted Arc V Drone Strobe* and the *Neo LED Landing Gear* prior to these flights*.

Ambient temperature was 73°F (22.8°C). 

I controlled the Neo with my *DJI RC-N3 remote controller* instead of the cellular telephone app that I'd been using for the last ~1.3 years.

*Since I fell prey to a crippling stroke in March 2022 that left me almost bedridden, flying in a different location is simply not possible.*

My computer isn't able to cope with 4k video; the best I could do is 1080p 30FPS. :-(

The music that you smell is zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987.

That red laser that you hear is my Amazon.com ~650nm red laser pen, the greenish-yellow laser is my Valkyrie 555 (561nm) SFDDPSS laser, and the greenish-blue laser that you hear is my Cyan 488nm Directly-Injected Diode Laser Pen.

That yellow duck is an animatronic quacking, dancing, singing  duck that my sister gifted to me as a birthday present in 2024, and that thing that stink's like a wart-addled green {vulgar slang term for male piss weasel -- four letters, shortened name for Richard, has a "k", an "i", a "d", and a "c"; rhymes with "stick"} that I can be seen "jacking off" and then very soon thereafter neutralising is an animatronic *DANCING PICKLE* that was gifted to me as a Christmas present last year. That's a SpongeBob SquarePants plushie with a Santa Clause hat on that you hear in front of the Quacking Duck.
 
*ALL HALE THE MAGIC DUCK & THE QUACKING PENUS* ...er..uh.. *QUACKING DUCK & THE DANCING PICKLE!!! ;-)*

That circular yellow button that you may see pinned to my shirt is a SpongeBob "smiley face" pin.
The pink "I REALLY WISH I WEREN'T HERE RIGHT NOW" pin I used to show on this channel fell on the floor, rolled under a piece of furniture several days ago, and is now inaccessible to me. :-(

That book that you smell that's so colorful & gay** is a magazine about used-up old insolators.
And that program you feel on the telly is the movie, "San Andreas".
 
While I was flying the drone, I "saw" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

???? Bob's Bob-o-Pedics ????
???? From your bunghole to your ṕ€nµs ????
???? Some butt monkey pizzled in a boat!!! ????
{~850ms delay}
???? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ????

More info. on my website about the:
DJI Neo at http://www.tllm.site/drondaze/dji_neo.htm

* Flights (note pl.)  because the Neo inexplicably crashed while I was holding a clock in front of it, necessitating a relaunch.

** Gay =  bright and lively, *NOT* homosexual. ;-)

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