Haustinabi | Hasanabi & Austinshow's Friends to lovers Arc #6

Tell me why half of Hasan’s rants about Austin are like, “he’s such a flaker,” “he’s never on time,” “he’s so messy,” “he’s so clumsy,” “he’s an attention whore,” “he’s a menace,” and the other half are just, “why don’t you ever stay at my house??” “You need to come over more often!” “stop ditching me for hotels!” here's part #5 if you missed it: https://youtu.be/lgCmi03gC98 here's the playlist because there's much more coming: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWRKuWSlrPtS_1KpHQ0ntF3RRjdz6GDu0&si=IEbPL3a5h4xRPHhP check out my tiktok if you want to save or download each clip individually: tiktok.com/@haustinabihub Chapters coming soon 00:00 Hasan is Austin's 24/7 political emergency hotline 00:27 Kurtis and Danny being held captive during Haustin banter 01:30 Hasan accuses Austin of fuckin a vet tech 01:58 Hasan’s been getting tricked out by Austin for years 04:04 Austin's on Hasan's stream constantly 04:14 Austin and Hasan are problematic queers obsessed with Chick-Fil-A 05:00 Hasan calls Austin a hairy otter & Austin rushes to defend himself 05:16 Austin's always late and Hasan's not letting him off the hook 06:03 Austin felt unwanted so he broke into Hasan's house 8:05 Hasan apologizes for not making Austin feel wanted enough 09:43 Hasan doesn't want Austin having any more best friends 10:44 Austin wants to get married to Hasan in Japan "for content" 11:13 Hasan and Austin interrupt Valkyrae so they can be messy 12:01 Austin's made peace with being left out of the Japan trip but Hasan's upset they didn’t get to explore each other 13:24 Hasan's post was so gay Austin didn't know what to say 13:51 Hasan knows Austin wasn't locked into the Japan stream (probably bc he was too jealous) 14:26 Hasan says he wants to bang Austin in a love hotel 15:12 Hasan thinks Austin will set politics in Japan back 15:34 Austin will happily go to the love hotel with Hasan 15:40 Hasan can't stand Austin's straight baiting 16:36 Hasan previews Austin's thirst traps and write his captions for him like a good boyfriend does 1704 Austin loves Hasan's hair 17:14 Hasan thinks Austin is delusional for thinking less guys would be interested in him if he changed things up 17:41 Austin's coming for Hasan's job 18:01 Austin says dilf manor might be too gay for him, Hasan takes it as a challenge 18:19 Hasan teasing messy Austin by leaving him out of the intro 19:03 Austin showed up to the podcast with Hasan's stolen jewelry 19:13 Hasan mourns Austin's original outfit for the awards show 19:43 Hasan's highlight & lowlight of the show was Austin's smelly shirt 21:08 Hasan claims Austin made him late to the streamer awards even though his dick allegedly wasn't secured on time.. (Will’s right, that was Austin’s highlight fs) 23:31 Austin will never stop contracting his bf for his show, whether he’s late or not 23:50 Austin missed Hasan accepting his award because he was too busy being a diva in the parking lot 24:14 Hasan calls Austin a whore (for the millionth time) 24:24 Austin says he watches Hasan constantly // Austin tries to bait Hasan into an argument 24:59 Austin casually reveals how he was stalking Hasan's flight 25:36 Austin is a genuine Hasanabihead