Historian Expert on Ancient Masturbation - Ep. 69

????See each episode early and get access to an EXCLUSIVE podcast via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ForeheadFables ????Featuring: @toldinstone Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants: https://www.amazon.com/Naked-Statues-Fat-Gladiators-Elephants/dp/1633887022 0:00 - intro 0:59 - toldinstone 5:32 - Cranking for All Eternity 13:08 - Shitty Music 14:35 - Epstein Was a Greek 17:48 - Dungeons & Disappointment 21:01 - Archeology is Actually Boring 29:39 - Future Historians Should Quit 32:57 - Assassins Creed IRL 34:58 - Lost Books 41:25 - Roman Clout 44:00 - Sam Realizes He's an Asshole 48:33 - Gladiator Joffrey 54:53 - Weirdo Dad 1:05:59 - Teenage Kings 1:11:10 - Freak Orgies 1:13:51 - Professional Bullshitters 1:46:02 - Buy the Book 1:54:47 - Shitty Kings and Boxing Murder 1:59:21 - Still Better Than Detroit 2:07:17 - Ancient Books 2:14:31 - Outside 2:23:27 - Poob Bonds Over Books 2:29:04 - D&D / YouTube Sleep schedule/estate sales 2:38:20 - How Much of History is Wrong? 2:43:36 - Wrapping it Up ????EDITED BY @Stalltt https://www.twitch.tv/stalltt ????Listen on Spotify, Google Podcasts, and (hopefully in the future Itunes): http://hyperurl.co/ForeheadFables ????Main Channel: @General Sam https://www.twitch.tv/generalsam123 ????Poobs Stream: @PoobTube https://www.twitch.tv/papapoob