# Historian Expert on Ancient Masturbation - Ep. 69

Canonical watch page: https://twitch-nude.com/watch/historian-expert-on-ancient-masturbation-ep-69-v134690

Language: en

Published: 2022-06-18T14:05:18+00:00

Source creator: Forehead Fables Podcast

Duration: 10114 seconds

## Description

????See each episode early and get access to an EXCLUSIVE podcast via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ForeheadFables

????Featuring:  @toldinstone 
Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants: https://www.amazon.com/Naked-Statues-Fat-Gladiators-Elephants/dp/1633887022

0:00 - intro
0:59 - toldinstone
5:32 - Cranking for All Eternity
13:08 - Shitty Music
14:35 - Epstein Was a Greek
17:48 - Dungeons & Disappointment 
21:01 - Archeology is Actually Boring
29:39 - Future Historians Should Quit
32:57 - Assassins Creed IRL
34:58 - Lost Books
41:25 - Roman Clout
44:00 - Sam Realizes He's an Asshole
48:33 - Gladiator Joffrey
54:53 - Weirdo Dad
1:05:59 - Teenage Kings
1:11:10 - Freak Orgies
1:13:51 - Professional Bullshitters
1:46:02 - Buy the Book
1:54:47 - Shitty Kings and Boxing Murder
1:59:21 - Still Better Than Detroit
2:07:17 - Ancient Books
2:14:31 - Outside
2:23:27 - Poob Bonds Over Books
2:29:04 - D&D / YouTube Sleep schedule/estate sales
2:38:20 - How Much of History is Wrong?
2:43:36 - Wrapping it Up

????EDITED BY  @Stalltt  https://www.twitch.tv/stalltt

????Listen on Spotify, Google Podcasts, and (hopefully in the future Itunes): http://hyperurl.co/ForeheadFables

????Main Channel:   @General Sam    https://www.twitch.tv/generalsam123

????Poobs Stream:   @PoobTube    https://www.twitch.tv/papapoob

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