I Filmed Aliens at the Tucson Gem Show

when i was looking back at the footage for the first time, i noticed something weird flying through the air not in a straight line… ???? then we started getting signs that we weren’t alone at the show. i decided to go public. i’ve since paid the price. but don’t worry about me. 00:00 Totally Real Alien Abduction 00:36 The Tucson Gem and Mineral Show 01:01 Rockhounding the Airbnb 01:36 Pebble Pickin’ 01:50 Mark’s Mission: Amethyst 02:15 Looking at Amethyst 02:36 What Makes Amethyst High Quality? 03:01 Radiation 03:19 How Calcite Gets into the Mix 04:09 Unique Calcite Column 05:09 Ben and Brian Buy Something 05:24 Ben Takes Over Camera 05:54 UAP/UFO/MOON SIGHTING 06:06 Amethyst Butterflies 06:30 Alien or Moon? 06:53 Footage Analysis - Authenticity Verified 07:15 Amethyst Stalactite 07:43 Origin of My Necklace 07:54 Weirdos Wear Necklaces 08:22 Why Am I Drippy Now? 08:36 The Next Video Gets Wild 09:03 Motel Room Rock Shops 09:16 The Triple Motel Deal 09:32 Pool Rock Shop 09:50 Millions of Dollars of Gems 10:05 Secret Motel Room 10:16 Mark Wrangling a Herd of Sloths 10:56 Darth Mark the Unwise 11:18 Petrified Wood Galore 11:51 What is Petrified Wood? 12:15 Terrell is Done with Rock Lectures 12:28 Mark Starts Rock Lecture 13:21 Terrell Survived 13:33 The Ridiculously Expensive Mystery Rock 14:29 Mark Trolling Shop Owners 14:48 Mystery Rock Revealed? 15:03 I Googled Them… They’re Gogottes 15:43 Crazy Fossil Room 16:08 Rosie the Wooly Mammoth 16:28 rizzin’ up rosie 16:49 Free Museum 17:01 Woolly Rhinoceros 17:17 Cave Bear with Short Little Legs 17:44 Two Fish or One? 17:52 Alien Evidence 18:09 Their True Motive 18:19 Alien Statues Explanation 18:30 Mark Saw the UFO 18:48 Don’t Get Between Aliens and Their Pot 19:04 The Alien’s Request 19:57 Crystal Table Game Show 20:15 Terrell Daydreams About Table 20:40 Tony Sells House 20:54 Living Room Visualization Screens 21:19 Megalodon Almost Attacks Mark 21:35 Lyrics to Jaws are “Donut” 21:59 The Power of the Spiral 22:21 Tony Succumbs to the Spiral 23:05 Terrell is Lost 23:21 We Sacrifice Terrell to the Spiral 23:49 Ben’s Cephalopod Revenge 24:04 Amethyst with Calcite Spear 24:31 Origin of Mark’s Name 24:48 Calcite Explanation Sped Up 25:13 Mark Wants to Film a Commercial 25:24 Duct Tape Party 25:37 Mark’s Tactic? 26:14 The Final Piece 26:28 “Jaws” the Amethyst Shark 26:36 Mark Attempts Negotiation, Buys Anyways 26:57 Our Dad Responds to “Jaws” Purchase 27:08 Mystery Rock We Found is Actually Poop 27:36 The Probing Room