Porn Scenes You Dont Like

Topic: When youre watching porn, what events or scenes or dialogue make you say nah not the one and click next? Comment your favorite reddit thread & I will narrate a video JUST FOR YOU! Thread Below https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mmh83a/when_youre_watching_porn_what_events_or_scenes_or/ Top Posts: I like it when a girls doing it though. Theres a female director named Sam No (formerly Mason) who will say some stuff behind camera (either getting excited and praising the female talent or encouraging the talent) and her voice helps add to the scenes. But yeah, with guys I want them to STFU as soon as they speak lol. In the same vein, thats a reason I cant really watch those College Gangbang scenes. Even if the performers are awesome, theres like fifteen other frat douches cheering them on and just getting in the fucking way of the scene by being loud and obnoxious. Thank you! Undressing is fucking hot af! I wanna see that woman's dress go off all sexually and shit, it feels so wrong just going POP naked Complete nudity is ... mundane. A woman in lingerie or a woman undressing is so much more hotter than a woman who bares it all. I completely agree. When I lived in Los Angeles, I dated a woman who was a porn star, she never became super famous but if you've spent enough time on Pornhub you have definitely seen her since she specialized in one specific kink that is really popular right now. Anyways she had a normal, middle-pitched voice during conversation but when having sex on camera the director she always worked with told her to make those high-pitched, squeaky moans during sex. When we had sex together and she wasn't working, she moaned like a normal human. The only time I heard her do a high-pitched squeak during sex with me was the time I left my pants on the bed and she realized that I had several live scorpions crawling out of the pockets of my pants, and it freaked her out. We ended up breaking up and I met my wife soon after, and we were married for a dozen years before she cheated and then I ended up living in her backyard shack (with her consent) for 18 months and masturbating in front of the open windows towards the creek. What really gets me is when it is CLEAR that they had to cut out footage of the dude jerking off for the finish, like the audio is stunted and suddenly her eyes go from bored to excited in a split second. I love homemade porn so if the couple is constantly looking at the camera or it just seems fake in any way, I go look for another vid I know, right? I've never been able to watch manufactured porn. Only thing I like is homemade because it's the closest to the real thing. I do too but you get a lot of r/killthecameraman. My favorites are the doggy style vid where the guy spends 5 minutes zoomed in on her shoulder blades. Thanks for nothing. But looking at the camera is a more natural thing to do if you know there is a camera there. I find it weird when they pretend that this isn't some kind of a performance. The best strategy seems to be when the exhibitionism appears to be the point for the people involved. One of my favorite porn videos is where this guy is doing this chick from behind and you have the behind shot.... and this guy's balls are in the way and he pulls them up from the front. I bust out laughing every time from his shrinking balls. Every time I see a video where they have the most gorgeous girl (imo) who's totally my type and they only do close-up of the genitals, I think: what a waste. Why go through the trouble of hiring a bombshell like that when you're not going to film her anyway? Might as well have plucked an ugly chick from the streets; you can't see the difference in those close-ups anyway. Videos that are so obviously scripted. (amateur/semi-realistic videos are the best) EDIT: Oh and don't get time started on incest porn, including 'step-brother, wut are you doing?" (GAAAGS) Why the fuck is fake (these are obviously not really incest) incest porn so popular again??? Why is so many people watching them? Female here and Im into it. Its the taboo and thats it. Im not going to go and start fucking my own family members or anything. Whats funny is that I find the step-porn 50x less crazy than those insane kink videos with ropes and electrical toys and whips and shit. Not shaming anyone for being into those, its just not my thing at all. It's so popular because it's a very inexpensive narrative. No props, no location, easily variable. So you see it everywhere because everyone can do it, not because everyone wants it. Sometimes in the step-porn threesomes, I spend so much brain power trying to do the mental genetics gymnastics to make sure that Im not watching incest that I get a headache and stomach fapping right there. Example: Step brother bangs stepsister and step mom. How the fuck is this possible? Is a mom eating her own daughters ass? Or is she like, the step sister from his real moms side of the family? Or maybe the dad