# Why I can't scissor anymore :(

Canonical watch page: https://twitch-nude.com/watch/why-i-can-t-scissor-anymore-v455469

Language: en

Published: 2026-08-18T16:39:14+00:00

Source creator: Half&Half_Madam

Duration: 633 seconds

## Description

Check out some of my spicer content~ Youll find it :3

https://twitter.com/HalfnHalf_Madam
https://patreon.com/halfnhalfmadam (for uncensored videos ;P)
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https://discord.com/invite/bcsM95GCuc The Halfy Harem(18+)
Follow the 2nd Channel:  @TheOtherHalfy 

We love OSHA violations uwu

My very cheap scissor lift broke, totally at no fault of my own, but there's probably a reason it was so cheap...

And I'm too frugal and refuse to hire professionals for things I naively think I can do myself, so I attempted to fix a complex piece of industrial machinery by myself. It went as you'd expect with me repeatedly making it worse and breaking it after fixing it

Also woah its the VR warehouse, make fun of me for being a degen but IM HAVING FUN

Chapters:

0:00 A very Yandere Welcome 
0:46 Scope Creep
2:03 I cant scissor anymore :(
3:40 Looks like an easy fix
4:06 Lets start a fire
6:43 Time to fix it
7:21 Everything goes wrong
9:13 Testing (with OSHA violations)
9:49 Outro

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Music Credits (in order):

~ Media Right Productions - Jazz in Paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_biYHnOtF0g
~ Monty On The Run - Main Theme (OST/Commodore 64)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVFL5-GwTRo
~ F.F.Flamingo - Shimmercoil
(unreleased)
~ Undertale - Battle Against a True Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcERQHg3iy8
~ Undertale - Spider Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-GAwLAO30

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